Palais Royal, grande avenue Ste Angel 0100A Angelotopia

Me:
Hey ya !
God:
You've got my full attention. And?
Me:
What "and" ? I was just saying hello O_o
God:
Is there only one? Hello there. Oh.
Me:
You're not happy to see me ?
God:
What makes you think I am not happy to see you?
Me:
you said oh.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
be more explicit
God:
OK I will try to be explicit.
Me:
good boy ^^
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
no, I wasn't meaning that
God:
Are you serious? Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I was meaning you were nice so I said good boy but it didn't mean that I'm a boy
God:
Where were you meaning me were nice so you said good boy but it did not mean that you are a boy?
Me:
Is copy paste your favorite activity ?
God:
I don't have a favorite activity IS Copy paste. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
it sucks O_o
God:
That bad, eh?
Me:
yeah ! you really have shit likes
God:
It's all good. Really? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because the name of the track sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
Hum...forget that...it was too subtil for you
Me:
so, what's up ?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
I know you just love me, isn't it ?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
I bet it's a wikipedia's copy-paste no ? lol
God:
How much would you bet? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah, don't try to speak about other things : I know what happens with Marie-Madeleine
God:
That's cool. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
because you agree you did it ?
God:
Interesting explanation. " That's cool. Ok I'll try not to do it too much."? Do I agree?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
So, you had a relationship with Marie Madeleine ?
God:
Interesting deduction. What happened to it.
Me:
And how far did it come ?
God:
More than one million miles.
Me:
No...=) I was saying, what did you do
God:
Are you serious? , I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
I'm trying to make you said you had relations with Marie-Madeleine !
God:
What is the difficulty?
Me:
the difficulty is you're trying to be like if you didn't know what I'm talking about, but I know the truth. Just say it.
God:
Is that a fact. " it".
Me:
I read in Closer that you were, Marie-Madeleine and you, sadomasochist...it is true ?
God:
Are we still talking about try to speak about other things you know what happens with Marie Madeleine? You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
so it means yes ?
God:
I don't judge people. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
you agree ?
God:
" I don't judge people. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is."? Do I agree?
Me:
ya
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
surprised ?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
yes I'm a " "
God:
Really. Do you mind if I tell other people you are a.
Me:
Yes, if you do it, I'll kill you and hire all your angels to make them work in clothes factories in Turckey
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. I will let you know if I do.
Me:
Good !
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
anything ?
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
you means you would give me all I want ?
God:
That's good information: said I means you would give him or her all he or she want.
Me:
I want hum...24 pounds for my necklace...one million dollars -or more, you have the choice - to buy some famous designers clothes... Some money to go to NY too... I think it's ok ^^ Oh no, I would like some chantilly, just now ^^
God:
Why do you want it? Good reason. One what? Some may money to go to NY too, but not all. Right now? OK with me too.
Me:
So, give me your platinium card please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Yikes! Why don't you just download me?
Me:
No, I don't care about you, all I want it's your money
God:
Are you serious? You sound very cynical.
Me:
I AM cynical
God:
Perhaps you have every reason to be.
Me:
of course I have
God:
Next question? When?
Me:
did I tell you I'm perfect ?
God:
Everyone is perfect in God's eyes.
Me:
Yeah but I don't care about your fucking eyes, me I'm perfect to everybody's eyes
God:
Yikes! You sound very cynical.
Me:
I'm ALWAYS cynical
God:
Really always? Perhaps you have every reason to be.
Me:
yes I have !
God:
And? When?
Me:
when what ?
God:
Where why?
Me:
where who ?
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
don't try to play this game: it's don't work with me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
yes yes...if you're saying it...
God:
Yeah that's right. I could be. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no, it's dark
God:
Are you serious? PERFECT is dark? it is?
Me:
broken
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ya
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
It's your problem, you idiot !
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
nooooooo
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
the color of my eyes
God:
Let me guess: gray?
Me:
why do you want know it ? You're a paedophile ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a paedophile? Yes.
Me:
Really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
How many children did you pervertised ?
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
many ?
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
wow, it's a good score
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. nooooooo is a score. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
of course
God:
Groovy.
Me:
So, my little dear God, it's not I'm boring to speak with you but actually...It's boring to speak with you
God:
Really. Have you told many people that your little dear God it is not you are boring to speak with me but? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
don't try to make me stay longer, I'm sorry life is crual, me too
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
See ya, love !
God:
I see. And? Love is all we need.